I am not the most organized person in the world. Well, okay, so I’m the least organized person on planet Earth. I’m missing the base pair genetic sequences for tidy and orderly. 

This nullifies the “parent tapes” playing in my head that say, “Everything in its place, and a place for everything.” It sounds so easy, but making that happen all by myself gives me nightmares.

Since I spend more time in front of my computer than anyplace else in my home — yes, more time than the kitchen, even — I would love to tidy up my desk.

Unfortunately, at this point in time, I live in a single room on a multi-function futon. That means it doubles as my bed and my office. Sometimes finding a place to stretch out at bedtime is a challenge. Which is why I need place to charge all my electronic gizmos to minimize cords around my bed. Then at least my cords would be organized. That’s a start…